Choose Wisely

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

It seems like once you hit twenty-four everybody either is:

• Moving in with their fiancée

• Married with a kid(s)

• Has a dog and an Instagram account for it

And for the last 10% of us — let’s hope they have an open bar.

See you next week.